The Tilted Dog
My partner in crime long walks in the park is my dog Lucie. Her nicknames are The Tilted Dog (she lists to the left when she has an ear infection) and The Chicken Princess (the dishwasher has scarred her for life).
The Mom
She’s the best mom in the whole world! We hang out together and go to craft shows.
The Dad
He pretends to be a mountain man/hunter. He makes good grouse and is convinced that pizza is a health food.
Glitter Sister
She can be easily distracted by sale tags and sparkly objects. She’s 21.
Survivor Uncle
He is one of two uncles who feed me on Thursdays while watching Survivor. He likes Donny Osmond a little too much.
Alliance Uncle
Survivor Uncle’s partner. We have an alliance and kick people off islands.
Floyd the ‘roid
He’s the leader of my savage tribe of hemorrhoids. He frequently tries to escape.
