This morning, I was witness to the most bizarre thing ever. Hear that? Ever. I went to work at B&N this morning and got there at about 6:45am. Yes, it’s early, but whatever. When I got to the parking lot, I was greeted with the sight of many cars and people of all sizes and ages toting mylar balloons in the shape of stars and hearts. My first thought was WTF??!! My second thought followed along those lines. When my manager came to let me in, she asked one of the people what they were doing.
Manager: “Hey, what are you guys doing out here this early?”
Female Participant: “We’re making Noah’s Ark out of balloons.”
Manager: “Oh……um, why?”
Female Participant: “For God.”
Manager: “So, uh, who are you planning on showing this to?”
Female Participant: “Nobody.”
My manager decided to run inside and lock the door then. Smart move. The creepiest thing is that ten minutes later, there was no sign that anyone had even been there. They didn’t even release the balloons. They just made Noah’s Ark, packed up the balloons and kids, and left. All in under 15 minutes. Why? I haven’t the slightest idea.
God, protect me from you followers. They are scary and get up way too early.
I am so confused. I don’t even know where to begin.
I hope God took a picture.
Does this mean a second flood is coming? I’m pretty versed in the Old Testament. I don’t remember reading about another one….