Dear Sinuses,
For the last few months, you have been making my life miserable. I must now ask that you cease and desist snot production immediately. No more will I tolerate going to bed and waking up with my nose jammed full, eyes running, and ears itching. No more will I be forced to awaken many times during the night to blow my nose. If this order is not followed, I will be forced to take drastic action. Already I have had to switch allergy medicines, since you and your cohorts (Mr. Mold and Senor Pollen) seem to be so well able to ignore Allegra and Sudafed. Hopefully, Singulair will be able to break up your organized crime ring. If not, I will be researching surgical removal.
Sincerely,
Kimmi-San
My sinuses are trying to stage an uprising and possibly a coup – they’ve gone and gotten infected. However, I have declared martial law and gone on antibiotics. Screw you, sinuses! Power to the Julie!
Okay, this is perhaps my favorite thing of the day: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/10/wrecking110.xml Still trying to figure out where it stopped. Did it make it the whole way to the Diamond? Who knows?
I’m on a new drug, fexofenodine (or something like that!). All I know is the snot is GONE! Damn sinuses- they suck, snort and just blow!