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Was it just me, or were the Closing Ceremonies…not good? I loved Andrea Bocelli (I think I spelled that right) and the flying men. Other than that, it was a bit of a letdown. For the record, I was deeply disturbed by all the brides. What in the hell were they [...]

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So yesterday, some couple walked into a local gas station mini-mart and asked the clerk to warm up something for them in a microwave. When it gave off a funny smell, the clerk unwrapped the thing in the microwave and found out it was a penis. Yes, you read that correctly. A penis. She called [...]

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Woohoo! The socks are done, and I have officially completed the Knitting Olympics! I really enjoyed making socks. Because they’re small, I can make them in a short amount of time. The ADD part of me enjoys that. Plus, it was really fun watching my mom try to wrap her [...]

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To: Mr. M.U. Cus, Director of Sinus and Nose Operations Tactics (S.N.O.T.)From: Kim, Owner of Sinus and NoseRE: Recent Overtime Production
Dear Mr. M.U. Cus,
It is my duty to inform you that, due to recent overages, S.N.O.T. will be terminated shortly unless your department ceases production immediately. Overproduction of S.N.O.T. has already resulted in the [...]

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Number of socks done: 1
Number of socks to go: 1
Number of days left: 8
Getting a medal in the Knitting Olympics: priceless

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! I hope your day is filled with lots of hugs, lots of kisses, and most importantly, lots of chocolate!!

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I know this is a bit of old news, but I just had to comment on it. Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion in the face. This was a major “Thank you God” moment for me. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I almost feel badly for the [...]

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Holy crap, am I sick. I haven’t been this sick in a *very* long time. Actually, I’ve never been sick with this much pain before. My *entire* throat is infected, everything from my tonsils down to my thyroid and everything in between. Can we say ouch? It feels like little [...]

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HE BROUGHT IT!!!!!

AND SO DID HE!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS STEELERS!!!!!WE LOVE YOU!!!!!WE FINALLY GOT ONE FOR THE THUMB!!!!!

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HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!!Time to bring home the one for the thumb! I’ll be watching from the comfort of my couch trying not to break anything with my Terrible Towel! Good luck guys!!

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