When did I get to be a middle-aged housewife?? And how?? I’m not middle-aged, married, or a mother. So when did my Saturdays turn into chore day?
So far today, I’ve walked the dog, cleaned up the kitchen, scrubbed pots and pans, loaded and ran the dishwasher, unloaded said dishwasher, packed and loaded [...]
Archive for January, 2006
50s Time Warp
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2006 | No Comments »
Caffeine induced delirium
Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2006 | No Comments »
Okay, so I’m now flying on two hours of sleep. I don’t know why. I finally fell asleep at 5, only to be awakened by my mom’s obsessive vacuuming at 7. Gah! I need more sleep than that to function properly. Apparently, though, my body does not agree.
So, in [...]
It’s either really early or really late…
Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2006 | No Comments »
It’s 2:47 am, and I am *wide* awake. I’ve been trying to sleep since 11, but that is so not happening. It seems the girl at Starbucks gave me a caffeinated latte after I asked her 3 times for decaf. Besides, I found an X-Files marathon on. Gotta watch that. [...]
Help Wanted
Posted in Uncategorized on January 24, 2006 | No Comments »
Well, it’s happening again. My dad is talking about getting a hunting dog. No matter how many times my mom and I try talking him out of this stupid idea, he insists he wants one. You see, it’s not the dog that I’m opposed to. I’m totally a dog person. [...]
PITTSBURGH’S GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 22, 2006 | No Comments »
Finally, Pittsburgh’s going to the Superbowl!! I am so happy!! I’m especially pleased for Jerome Bettis. He earned this one. I think the most touching moment of the game was at the very end when Bettis looked up into the stands at his parents and yelled “We’re going home!!” Rock [...]
Here We Go!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 22, 2006 | No Comments »
Pittsburgh’s goin’ to the Super Bowl!!!GO STEELERS!!!!!!
I wanna be a Contender…
Posted in Uncategorized on January 20, 2006 | No Comments »
Today I officially entered Steph’s Knitting Olympics. Anyone who competes must choose a challeging project to begin when the Olympic torch is lit and finish by the time the flame is extinguished. For Official Rules, click here. I decided that I would do a pair of socks. That will definitely be [...]
No Pain, Big Gain
Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2006 | No Comments »
Okay, normally I don’t blog about stuff like this, but today, I decided that I simply have to. If any of you are sensitive to squicky things, do not read this entry. You have been warned.
Two weeks ago, I went to the gynecologist. During playtime with the speculum, my doctor cut my vagina. REPEATEDLY. [...]
Winners and Other Losers
Posted in Uncategorized on January 16, 2006 | No Comments »
Holy shit. That’s all I can say about yesterday’s Steelers game. Just holy shit. I have never been so close to a heart attack as I was in the last five minutes of that game. Of course my blood pressure is still up compliments of the refs. Those bad calls [...]
Thank you god that this week is over!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 14, 2006 | No Comments »
Wow. It’s been quite a week. I can’t tell you much about it because it involves my place of employment, and we all know how they feel about blogs. Suffice it to say that I was working a conference there, and it involved a gopher for much of the week. Much [...]
