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For Christmas, I give you Santa Paws! I hope that everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday!!

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I have finally experienced a true Christmas miracle. I made it out of mall purgatory alive.There was a time when I didn’t believe I would. Too many crazy kiosks. Too many rude salespeople. Way too many fights over parking spots. I hit shopping overload about 3 weeks ago. I am [...]

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I have just been honored beyond belief. Of course, only those of you who knit will truly understand this. You see, my friend Julz just sent me my Christmas gift. It happened to be the scarf that she’s put months of her life into. The scarf’s name is Kermit because of [...]

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I hate department stores. I never shop in one if I have any other alternatives. I’m not really sure why I hold such animosity toward them. Perhaps it’s because they all look the same to me. And they charge a fortune for clothes I really don’t like. However, today I officially ran out of alternatives. [...]

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As I was driving home last night, I passed a business that had this written on their sign:
“Feliz Navidad to all illegal aliens.”
Looks like someone’s Christmas stockings are on a bit too tight.

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How to know you’re way too distracted:
Step 1: Pull into friendly neighborhood strip mall.Step 2: Become fascinated with the woman in the car next to you who’s having a complete conversation with her purchases. Realize she’s not on a cell phone, she addressing each package by name.Step 3: Become very afraid. [...]

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Okay, I’m starting to get over the anger from the last post. I’m still really disappointed, but I’m not about to kill anyone anymore.
On the homefront, we got a new shower head FINALLY! See, you don’t understand. This summer, my dad replaced our old shower with a new, crappy one. Funny thing is that I [...]

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Dear President Pig-Fucker,
Because of you and your retarded post-9/11 immigration laws (which don’t work *at all*), I will not be with part of my family on Christmas Day. Why you ask? Let me explain. My cousin Jimmy is a US citizen who lives and works in Australia. His partner, who’s Malaysian, also lives and works [...]

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Remember how I was slaving away washing all of my bedding last night? Well, I woke up this morning to find that my charming dog had puked all over my nice clean comforter some time during the night. So far, I’ve resisted the urge to kill and/or seriously maim her, and I am [...]

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Wow! I can’t believe how long it’s been since I last posted. Sorry about that. I’ve been quite busy, as yesterday was the last day of classes. I now only have to grade final exams and papers. But at least I can do that in my PJs.
I do have [...]

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