Because I rarely see her, I tend to forget how funny an evening with Glitter Sister can actually be. Tonight, Survivor Uncle and Alliance Uncle came over for dinner. Glitter Sister was on such a roll, I actually started taking notes. Here’s just a few of her sound bites from tonight:
Glitter Sister: [...]
Archive for November, 2005
Glitterisms
Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2005 | No Comments »
Turkey 911
Posted in Uncategorized on November 24, 2005 | No Comments »
My uncle just called to inform us that he’s experiencing a huge turkey emergency. Because of the snow, his power has been out for the last several hours. As a result, the turkey is still in need of hours of cooking, and our oven is too small to fit it. I have [...]
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 24, 2005 | No Comments »
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!! Because I love you all so much, I sent you a card. http://www2.postcards.org/?a44-spray-aimed-my Be sure to eat a lot, drink a lot, and have a lot of fun!!
A New Little Turkey
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2005 | No Comments »
Congratulations to E-Lo, the proud new mama of little Lyric Alexandra!! Hopefully this means that she’s stopped itching and can now enjoy her new little girl.
Double Cheese with Extra Bacon Beef with Ford
Posted in Uncategorized on November 22, 2005 | No Comments »
Okay, Meineke rules. That’s just all there is to it. I took my car to them this morning. They had the car in the garage at 8:15, and I was home by 8:47. And guess what. It only cost me $109.73 (including tax). I am so glad I didn’t [...]
Bigger Beef with Ford
Posted in Uncategorized on November 21, 2005 | No Comments »
I will never buy from Ford again. Their customer service is terrible. Okay, you know how I told you about my car problems, and how it would cost me $700 to fix? I decided to call around to get estimates. The following is a conversation I had with the very nice Meineke Guy:
Me: “I’m calling [...]
Hick Town Hell
Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2005 | No Comments »
I live in Western Pennsylvania. I always try to pretend that where I live is much more civilized than it actually is. Then, every so often, something will come along that completely shatters my little pink bubble of cultural sophistication. That something came in the paper today. It was an ad [...]
Harry Potter Day!!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 18, 2005 | No Comments »
Yay!! It’s finally Harry Potter day! I’m really excited that I am going to see the movie at 5. I will have a complete review up soon.
On the other hand, I’m having car trouble again. Apparently, during my inspection in September, the car people missed the fact that my entire [...]
The End of the World is Near!! New at 6!!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2005 | No Comments »
I hate local news. A whole lot. The headline teaser tonight is “What is PennDot paving our roads with? A new disturbing study!!” You know what? I really don’t care what my roads are being paved with. I only drive on them. I rarely walk (and never sit [...]
Ho,Ho,Ho
Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2005 | No Comments »
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that, according to the stores, it’s been Christmas for about two months now? Granted, I’m a fan of Christmas. I think the lights are pretty and that it’s fun to get cool presents. But come on people, does it really need to start in August?? [...]