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Archive for November, 2005

Glitterisms

Because I rarely see her, I tend to forget how funny an evening with Glitter Sister can actually be. Tonight, Survivor Uncle and Alliance Uncle came over for dinner. Glitter Sister was on such a roll, I actually started taking notes. Here’s just a few of her sound bites from tonight:
Glitter Sister: [...]

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Turkey 911

My uncle just called to inform us that he’s experiencing a huge turkey emergency. Because of the snow, his power has been out for the last several hours. As a result, the turkey is still in need of hours of cooking, and our oven is too small to fit it. I have [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving!!!

I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!! Because I love you all so much, I sent you a card. http://www2.postcards.org/?a44-spray-aimed-my Be sure to eat a lot, drink a lot, and have a lot of fun!!

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A New Little Turkey

Congratulations to E-Lo, the proud new mama of little Lyric Alexandra!! Hopefully this means that she’s stopped itching and can now enjoy her new little girl.

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Double Cheese with Extra Bacon Beef with Ford

Okay, Meineke rules. That’s just all there is to it. I took my car to them this morning. They had the car in the garage at 8:15, and I was home by 8:47. And guess what. It only cost me $109.73 (including tax). I am so glad I didn’t [...]

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Bigger Beef with Ford

I will never buy from Ford again. Their customer service is terrible. Okay, you know how I told you about my car problems, and how it would cost me $700 to fix? I decided to call around to get estimates. The following is a conversation I had with the very nice Meineke Guy:
Me: “I’m calling [...]

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Hick Town Hell

I live in Western Pennsylvania. I always try to pretend that where I live is much more civilized than it actually is. Then, every so often, something will come along that completely shatters my little pink bubble of cultural sophistication. That something came in the paper today. It was an ad [...]

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Harry Potter Day!!

Yay!! It’s finally Harry Potter day! I’m really excited that I am going to see the movie at 5. I will have a complete review up soon.
On the other hand, I’m having car trouble again. Apparently, during my inspection in September, the car people missed the fact that my entire [...]

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The End of the World is Near!! New at 6!!

I hate local news. A whole lot. The headline teaser tonight is “What is PennDot paving our roads with? A new disturbing study!!” You know what? I really don’t care what my roads are being paved with. I only drive on them. I rarely walk (and never sit [...]

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Ho,Ho,Ho

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that, according to the stores, it’s been Christmas for about two months now? Granted, I’m a fan of Christmas. I think the lights are pretty and that it’s fun to get cool presents. But come on people, does it really need to start in August?? [...]

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