There is much bitterness coursing through my veins this morning for several reasons.
1) The Patriots – how many Superbowls do you need before you’re disqualified for any more? You suck.
2) The Blizzard – We had a freakin’ blizzard. Every school around here is closed. Except mine. You also suck.
3) The Chill – Last night I came home to find that my lock was frozen. Rather than risking breaking my key, I got a glass of hot water from my neighbor to unfreeze it. The lock worked perfectly – until this morning. (See where I’m going with this yet?) I woke up this morning and tried to open the door to let the dog out…and the knob wouldn’t turn. Yep, completely frozen. Fortunately, I have a sliding glass door to go out, but this is still much more work than it’s worth. Yup, you suck too.
