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YAY! I finally got a digital camera for Christmas. Now I can show you pictures of all the things I talk about. Three cheers for visual aids!!

This is my baby. Her name is Lucie. Isn’t she b-e-a-utiful???

Somebody call Animal Control. There’s a baboon in my tree.
Actually, these [...]

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Okay, this is a true story (made into a poem) that appeared in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette today. I know this isn’t funny, but…
The Crime Before Christmas
Friday, December 24, 2004
By Dan Majors, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Twas the night before Christmas and into the house
Santa came limping because of some louse.
He was fine back on Monday, his [...]

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I decided yesterday that to truly experience the joy of the holidays, you must first experience the hell that is Christmas shopping. As we’ve already established, I’m a tired grad student. I didn’t get home until just a few days ago. Therefore, I started my Christmas shopping only yesterday. Even though [...]

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And her name is J.K. Rowling.

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My dog is a gimp. She woke up yesterday with her right front paw the size of a dinner plate. I have no clue what’s wrong with it. It’s just big. She also has a large bald, circular spot between two of her claws. My neighbor said that her dog [...]

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Here’s probably the worst thing on the planet for you to eat. Amazingly, it didn’t come from the United States. May I just say EWWW! Kids, do Santa a favor. Don’t leave these out for him on Christmas Eve. He’d have a heart attack trying to get back up the [...]

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A Zen moment from the Muppets on GMA this morning:
“I’m so old, even my inner child is on Medicare!” ~Waldorf

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Here’s another cute story about my little 3-yr-old cousin (Spiderman boy). His mom started potty training him on Thursday. Apparently he was in and out the bathroom the whole day. The next day, his grandmother came over and asked if he wanted to go to the movies. “But what about the [...]

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Well I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. Actually, being hit by a truck might be a nice change from the hell I’m living in. It’s finals week. Nuff said. Not only do I have my own final papers to worry about, I have my students’ stuff to do too. fun. I really [...]

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Well, I have to say I’m quite thankful for the Thanksgiving feast I had. The only gross…er, creative side dish we had was the stuffing. The dreaded raisins showed up again along with roasted chestnuts. yuck. I mean, I like raisins. I like roasted chestnuts. Just not together in [...]

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