Dear All Young Voters Too Lazy to Vote Yesterday,
I just have one thing to say. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! Why didn’t you get your lazy asses out of bed yesterday?? Let’s see how much you like it when your ass is drafted to Iraq, North Korea, or some other god-forsaken third world country. And you know what? If that happens, you have no right to bitch about it. If you had spent 30 min. voting, this wouldn’t even be an issue. Here’s the thing I don’t understand. You don’t let your parents pick your clothes. You don’t let your parents pick your friends. And you don’t let your parents pick who you date. Why the hell would you let them pick your president??!! Hmmm…if you can’t be trusted to vote, why should we trust you to do other things like drive?? Food for thought. Anyhow, way to go. Have fun in Iraq.
