I’ve been a prisoner in my own house for just over an hour. Why am I trapped here you ask? Why am I not taking the dog out when she so clearly has to pee? Two words – The Mormons. They’ve invaded my apartment complex, knocking on every door trying to brainwash…er, share their message. I managed to hide from them today. Last time, though, I accidentally answered the door. Did you know that they don’t go away even if you tell them you’re a happy Christian? Apparently that isn’t good enough. They still want to convert you to Moronism…er, Mormonism. In a few minutes, I’m going to try to make a break for it and run the dog across the street for a walk. Maybe they won’t notice me if I dress in camo and try to blend in with my surroundings. God, please protect me from you followers!!
Just another prisoner in the Holy War
October 26, 2004 by Kim
