This weekend is gearing up to be absolutely *so* fun!! This weekend, it’s my goal to make myself sick on sugar-free candy. I’m a wild one, you know. I’m going to carve my pumpkin soon. I don’t know whether I’ll use a design from Pumpkin Master or design my own. [...]
Archive for October, 2004
Have a Hauntingly Happy Halloween!!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2004 | No Comments »
Haven’t you done enough damage?
Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2004 | No Comments »
Dear Mel Gibson,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Okay, I’ve had about enough of you. First it was The Passion of the Christ. Fine. I didn’t have to see it. I just had to listen to the blathering of all those who [...]
Don’t forget!!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2004 | No Comments »
Remember to watch the lunar eclipse tonight! It should be awesome!!
Just another prisoner in the Holy War
Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2004 | No Comments »
I’ve been a prisoner in my own house for just over an hour. Why am I trapped here you ask? Why am I not taking the dog out when she so clearly has to pee? Two words - The Mormons. They’ve invaded my apartment complex, knocking on every door trying to [...]
Seen
Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2004 | No Comments »
Seen on a sign on a minivan:
Celebrate National Celibacy Day!!
No Bush!
No Dick!
November 2, 2004
Would you like chocolate-covered fries with that?
Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2004 | No Comments »
Okay, I was grossed out by the idea of deep-fried twinkies. I was really grossed out by deep-fried oreos. But this, my friends, takes the deep-fried cake.
KIEV, Ukraine — A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening treat on the market: pure pork fat covered [...]
The blood puts the red in Red Sox
Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2004 | No Comments »
Okay, so I guess the Curse of the Bambino is finally broken. Here’s something funny I saw on the Daily Show a few days ago. It seems that Red Sox fans believe that a strange occurance finally broke the curse. A teenage boy was at a playoff game and got hit in [...]
Something to tide you over
Posted in Uncategorized on October 19, 2004 | No Comments »
Weekend Update
Posted in Uncategorized on October 18, 2004 | No Comments »
Ahh…what a nice weekend I had, especially yesterday. The Aunt invited me over to watch the Steelers game. It was a really awesome game, too. Go Steelers!! The Uncle made roast beef that was *so* good!! And to top it off, they had a roaring fire going. Can you [...]
It’s all a vast right-wing conspiracy!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2004 | No Comments »
Okay, so a survey guy called me this evening wanting to know my opinions about the election. Of course, I answered all of his questions in favor of Kerry and the liberal agenda and strongly against Bush and his regime. We were almost at the end, and get this. We got disconnected!!! [...]
